** URGENT! DO NOT TRY TO VOTE ON THE WRONG DAY! **

Due to the recent controversial voter registration fraud accusations, and findings with companies like Acorn, Diebold, Halliburton, AIG, etc, George W. Bush has just approved and signed a bill into law by designating election dates for each presidential nominee.

This new system is actually better since it's less crowded, and people cannot cheat. Democrats don't have to deal with old people that smell like cheese, and Republicans don't have to cover their assholes in fear of getting raped by a male model.

But, this is not just for Democrat and Republican nominees. All registered independent, third party and write-in nominees have specific voting dates as well.

There's not much time left, so please be sure to spread the news of the date changes. Your voice must be heard!
... but if you attempt to vote on the wrong day, you're fucked!

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The United States presidential election of 2008, scheduled for Tuesday November 4th-15th, 2008, will be the 56th consecutive quadrennial United States presidential election and will select the President and the Vice President of the United States.

The Republican Party has chosen John McCain, the senior United States Senator from Arizona as its nominee; the Democratic Party has chosen Barack Obama, the junior United States Senator from Illinois, as its nominee. The 2008 election is particularly notable because it is the first time in U.S. history that two sitting senators will run against each other for president, and because it is the first time an African American is a presidential nominee for a major party, as well as the first time both major candidates were born outside the continental United States—Hawaii for Obama and the Panama Canal Zone for McCain. As the Democratic presidential candidate, Barack Obama, is African American and the Republican nominee for vice-president is a woman, the eventual winning ticket is very likely to be historic, as neither an African American nor a female has achieved either office. Also, the Republican presidential candidate, John McCain, would be the oldest first-term president and the Democratic nominee for vice-president, Joe Biden, would be the first Roman Catholic vice president.

The Libertarian Party has nominated former Congressman Bob Barr, the Constitution Party has nominated pastor and radio talk show host Chuck Baldwin, and the Green Party has nominated former Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney. Ralph Nader declined to seek the Green Party nomination and is running as an independent candidate.

The election will coincide with the 2008 Senate elections in thirty-three states, House of Representatives elections in all states, and gubernatorial elections in eleven states, as well as various state referenda and local elections. As in the 2004 presidential election, the allocation of electoral votes to each state will be based partly on the 2000 Census. The president-elect and vice president-elect are scheduled to be inaugurated on January 20, 2009.

The 2008 election marks the first time since the 1928 election in which neither an incumbent President nor an incumbent Vice President ran for their party's nomination in the presidential election, and the first time since the 1952 election that neither the incumbent President nor incumbent Vice President is a candidate in the general election. The incumbent President, George W. Bush, is serving his second and final term and is barred from running again by the term limits in the Twenty-second Amendment to the United States Constitution. Vice President Dick Cheney has chosen not to seek the presidency. From 2001, Cheney frequently stated he would never run for President: "I will say just as hard as I possibly know how to say... If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve."

In the three previous two-term Presidential administrations—those of Dwight D. Eisenhower, Ronald Reagan, and Bill Clinton—the incumbent vice president has immediately thereafter run for president. Richard Nixon lost the 1960 election, George H. W. Bush won the 1988 election, and Al Gore lost the 2000 election. The 2008 election is the first in which the Vice President is not a candidate for either the presidency or the vice presidency since Nelson Rockefeller in 1976.

Bush's predecessor, Democrat Bill Clinton also served two full terms. The last instance of consecutive two-term administrations was the Democratic-Republican succession triad of Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and James Monroe from 1801 to 1825; thus, Clinton and Bush will mark the first time in history that presidents of opposing parties have consecutively served two full terms.