Video: Sarah Palin SINGS and DANCES with the Wasilla Singers. RARE FOOTAGE!

The popular Alaskan Christian music group actually recorded two independent local albums, "God Is My Nourishment" 1992 and "Singing for Jesus" 1995 (where she has the solo song "Jesus Is Inside Me"). There was also a tape made for young children of the Wasilla Advent Christian Church called "Tongues 4 Toddlers" 1990. Big bucks for them on eBay!: tinyurl.com

"As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?"
- Sarah Palin,
CNBC "Kudlow & Co" interview, July 2008

"I've been so focused on state government, I haven't really focused much on the war in Iraq."
- Sarah Palin,
Alaska Business Monthly interview, March 2007

"They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska." - Sarah Palin,
ABC News interview, September 11, 2008

"Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending soldiers out on a task that is from God. That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God's plan."
- Sarah Pailn,
Wasilla Assembly of God speech to students, June, 2008

"When I hear a statement like that coming from a woman candidate with any kind of perceived whine about that excess criticism, or maybe a sharper microscope put on her, I think, 'Man, that doesn't do us any good, women in politics, or women in general, trying to progress this country."
- Sarah Palin,
in reply to a complaint by Hillary Clinton

"I watched with the volume all the way down. I thought it was hilarious. I thought she (Tina Fey) was spot on. ... It was hilarious. Again, didn't hear a word she said, but the visual, spot on."
- Sarah Palin,
FOX News, "Hannity & Colmes," September 17, 2008

"Matt Damon is so fucking hot! I'd hit that!"
- Sarah Palin
Wasilla PTA

Sarah Louise Heath Palin (born February 11, 1964) is the governor of Alaska and the Republican vice-presidential nominee in the 2008 United States presidential election.

She was on the Wasilla, Alaska, city council from 1992 to 1996 and mayor from 1996 to 2002. After an unsuccessful campaign for lieutenant governor of Alaska in 2002, she chaired the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission from 2003 to 2004. She was elected governor of Alaska in November 2006, becoming the first woman and the youngest person to hold the position in Alaska.

On August 29, 2008, Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain announced that he had chosen Sarah Palin as his running mate. She was nominated at the 2008 Republican National Convention in Saint Paul, Minnesota. Palin is the first woman and the first Alaskan to run on the Republican party's presidential ticket.

On August 29, 2008, in Dayton, Ohio, Senator John McCain, the Republican presidential candidate, announced that he had chosen Palin as his running mate. McCain met Palin in a February National Governors Association, and it is reported that she made a favorable impression on McCain. He called Palin on August 24 to discuss the possibility of having her join him on the ticket. On August 27, Palin visited McCain's vacation home near Sedona, Arizona, where she was offered the position of vice-presidential candidate. Palin was the only prospective running mate who had a face-to-face interview with McCain to discuss joining the ticket that week. Nonetheless, Palin's selection was a surprise to many as speculation had centered on other candidates, such as Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty, former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney, United States Senator Joe Lieberman of Connecticut, and former Pennsylvania Governor Tom Ridge.

Palin is the second woman to run on a major U.S. party ticket. The first was Geraldine Ferraro, the Democratic vice-presidential nominee in 1984, who ran with former vice-president Walter Mondale. On September 3, 2008, Palin delivered a 40-minute acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention that was watched by more than 40 million viewers and was well-received by the crowd.

In her nomination acceptance speech and on the campaign trail, Palin has often said: "I told the Congress 'thanks, but no thanks,' on that Bridge to Nowhere." Although Palin was originally a main proponent of the Gravina Island Bridge, McCain-Palin television advertisements claim Palin "stopped the Bridge to Nowhere". These claims have been widely questioned or described as misleading or exaggerations by "virtually every media group in the US." Newsweek remarked: "Now she talks as if she always opposed the funding."

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Formation Date: December 13, 1988
Record Label: Rod & Staff Records
Label Type: Independent
Band Name: The Wasilla Singers
Band Members: Barry, Jonathan, Sarah, Alice, Susan, Gertrude and Eve.

The Wasilla Singers were truly formed by God. All members of the Wasilla Advent Christian Church, but only Alice was a member of the church choir. The choir performed every Sunday, but were local self-proclaimed missionaries, spreading their love of Jesus through song upon anyone they thought wanted to hear them.

In March 1988, the choir were on a road trip to raise awareness of a disease that was running rampant, not only in Wasilla Alaska, but surrounding towns all the way to Achorage. They made a significant dent in the minds of their people, bringing facts and fear of the dreaded disease, Chlamydia. They named their tour, "Clap... Your Hands".

Tragedy struck in late 1998 during their nearly completed tour that they revamped for the holidays called "Clap... for Christmas". On their way to bring support to the many brave men at the Petersville Cryobank Clinic, their short bus hit a family of Moose, and spun off into the lake.

Sadly, an accordion was wedged into the front door, and an obese choir member tried to get out the back first and got stuck. The choir was trapped, and all died. They were found a week later when the church realized they were not subjected to hearing them sing on the following Sunday.

Alice, a member of the choir, was not on the bus that day. She was at Wasilla High School dealing with her son that got suspended for making glory-holes in all the boy's bathroom stalls. Stuck with her son at home, she heard of the news of her choir, and exclaimed "Glory to God!", and thanked Jesus for the inspiration to form a more organized musical message in tribute to her fallen friends.

It was the following Sunday that Alice had led a sermon in honor of the choir members. With this free block of time, the congregation were trying to figure out what and who she was talking about. After violently speaking in tongues on the altar, she wiped the sweat and tears from her face, breasts and cracks, and pleaded to the people in the pews to sing with her. She announced she wanted to start a new choir. A rather excited young man named Barry skipped to the stage and exclaimed, "Fabulous! ... Can we dance too?!" ... it was with those words that the Wasilla SIngers were created. Alice considered it a resurrection of her choir, while Barry saw it as a way to start designing sets.

Barry took over soon after, and Alice was put in a more backstage role. In a matter of days, Barry had already produced a show with five women, and his roommate, Jonathan by his side. Their church Christmas show was saved. They were an instant hit, people were laughing and joyous every Sunday, and soon they were on their way to neighborhood stardom!

Among the five ladies was a young Sarah Palin. Her voice stood out to Barry, and he gave her a few duo, and occasional solo performances. Her dancing prowess and beauty pageant experience was not overlooked, and she worked with Barry and Jonathan with a lot of the choreography.

Barry and Jonathan left the Wasilla Singers and the Advent Christian Church in 2004. It was revealed that the two men have been in a long-term relationship since 2000. They recently tied the knot in California with other gay couples. Ironically, the same ceremony which included George Takei (Star Trek's "Sulu"!).

Eve, the younger blonde woman had veered from Jesus and began a life of prostitution. The only performance she would occasionally be hired to do was with a donkey... and it was not a nativity scene. It appears that she had become quite addicted to methamphetamine and could not support her addiction, so she skimmed her trick pay, and hid it in a condom in her buttocks. Unfortunately, during a random cavity search from her Pimp, the stash was discovered, and she was immediately terminated.

Alice, the forming member of the Wasilla Singers, committed suicide on August 29, 2008 soon after hearing Sarah Palin was nominated to be Vice President. There had always been an underlying feeling of jealously. She always rumored that Sarah was working for the Anti-Christ. People around her just passed her off as psychotic. She did leave a suicide note written in the back of her bible. The only words written were "I know where the bridge goes. Beware of the bridge!".

On a more happy note, Susan and Gertrude are essentially the only active members of the group. They formed a duo-act that turned into a type of variety show. They are alive and well today, and perform a regular act that involves items like ping-pong balls, balloons, maple syrup, cotton candy and those huge twisted lollipops. They are famously known as "The Sticky Ball Girls", and are still one of the biggest attractions in Wasilla, AK!

Sarah, has been busy pumping out babies, and making her babies have babies. She is steadfast at making sure everyone continues to breed, and is vigilant against any woman that is even considering making a choice for herself. Sarah is determined to do anything she has to do, including exploiting the elderly to obtain authority over all vaginas in the United States.

Sarah has proposed the banning of condoms, tying tubes, the rhythm method or anything that prevents an abundant amount of offspring. There are also plans to make and improve fertility medications for all ages, and always over the counter. If she becomes Vice President, she will immediately work on fun ideas such as Flintstones Chewable Clomiphene, and including Serophene candy as prizes in children's breakfast cereal.

There was a rumor that the remaining Wasilla Singers may reunite during the beginning of Sarah's stint in the John McCain for President campaign. The plan was for the group to appear at the Republican National Convention, but after Sarah learned of the marriage of Barry and Jonathan, she told the campaign staff "There is no way I am going on stage with the butt boys".

Susan and Gertrude were considering bringing their act to the RNC stage, but refused to be compared to Florence Ballard and Mary Wilson. It does not appear that any of the Wasilla Singers will be voting for the McCain/Palin ticket. But Obama has expressed interest in having Barry and Jonathan revamp the Oval Office when elected.

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