We should vote for this guy!  McCain is the best!  I mean honestly, who cares about the troops?  Why should we?  They all selflessly protect us day to day.  They are asked to commit atrocities and create miracles all in the name of civic duty and honor.  Why should we care?  Plus, fear not...our government has made sure we are able to phase out these honorable individuals by outsourcing to independent and lawless contractors (Blackwater...we're looking at you.).  It worked for our factories! 

Wait...no, that doesn't make sense.  I think the troops do matter, especially when asked to die for a war that has yet to be officially defined.  But McCain, when he can remember what he is talking about, is cool with not knowing...not caring, so I'm cool with him.  Hell, let's have him over for a kegger!  He's a guy I would love to drink with.  Guess I shouldn't vote for him after all because I want him kicking it with me.  He's my boy and I don't want him to have to fake working everyday for 4 years...that's just stressful and he is old.  Stress is no good for the old.  So, I'll just have to vote for Obama.  I know, the whole "what has he done" thing is big and leaves a lot of questions, but he doesn't say things like "troops don't really matter" so I'm guessing he feel's the opposite and make those bastards (and bitches - female soldiers are fierce!) in the military "matter" by perhaps...I don't know, not forcing them to invade other countries, maybe even protect our borders.  Maybe then they'll matter.