Sorry Billo you lose again. This morning Senator Obama rejected your violent advances and opted for the Ken and Barbie of pop morning shows Gretchen Carlson and Brian Kilmeade of FOX and Fiends for a down home chit-chat about New Hampshire, foreign policy, and more.

After falling all over themselves trying to appear impartial by lobbing juvenile softballs at Obama, Kilmeade finally succumbed to his breeding and went for the kill asking Obama,

Will you be the first Democrat to say that the surge is working?

Barack, unperturbed replied how the surge should be measured by the success of political reconciliation and that a downturn in violence due to overwhelming force was not indicative of this. Get it Brian?

Then Kilmeade after another couple of testicular shocks from his strap-on Ailes buzzer pushed on about getting Al Qaeda in Iraq to which Barack replied,

Al Qaeda, Bin Laden and their troops are in Afghanistan and along the Pakistan border and we have taken our eyes off of them.

Ouch! Logic. The smarmy couple unable to rattle Obama finished up with a positively Cronkite-like query, wondering if Barack was on Red Bull. Good job guys.