His new ad on immigration/terrorism is positively insane. I don't want to ruin the dramatic plot for you, but let's just say a guy who looks suspciously like a terrorist (a sweatshirt hood always gives it away) makes his way to a mall near you with a backpack. He leaves. The backpack doesn't.

And why did this happen? Because of our lax immigration laws, of course.

After all, that's how Timothy McVeigh got here. And Eric Rudolph. And 9/11's occurring had nothing to do with three of the hijackers being on an FBI watch list and coming into the country without even a peep from the FBI.

You get the point. But one day your nanny may choose to blow us all up. So be scared. Be very scared.

(h/t Gottalaff)